ponshi: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
-behindbars: brokenwingsflyingaway: brokenwingsflyingaway: brokenwingsflyingaway: can i tell my math teacher i’m atheist and can’t solve exponential functions due to the fact that i don’t believe in higher powers or this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said or will ever say this is my time to shine you missed a golden opportunity to say my time to sine
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
fatwink: sext me in mla format
smoaktrees: slay-z: sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go i’m gonna make you famous we do
Ugh I’m sad. Fuck this shit. Damn
WHY CAN I NEVER REMEMBER SITE/CITE.
Me: maybe if I make some popcorn writing this thesis won’t be so bad. You know it’ll be like a movie! *makes popcorn* Me: nope.
When my friend who has the same last final as me...
whatshouldbetchescallme: Her Me Except for me it’s an internal battle.
circumcising: are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
Ugh I just cannot care about this thesis. It is the last thing I give a shit about.
fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH GOD DAMN DRAMA. So many things I could say but I want to bite my tongue and just finish the year. But damn this is frustrating as fuck.
Ugh I keep having sex dreams about this one guy and I’m still pretty sure he’s blowing me off. Ughhhhh
I am reachin for some contacts to find weed. Like people I haven’t talked to in six months and sort of hate. Ughhhhh why can’t it just be legal and then I could pop over to the dispensary and get as much as I want.
WHY CAN’T I FIND ANY WEED. I AM HEARTBROKEN. I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND BEACH WEEK DRY. THIS IS THE WORST.
onii-chen: all I thought that was a bagel. I bagel carrot.
I feel weird masturbating while my housemates cat is in my room…. On my bed…..
thediagonallie: when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would...
calvincandies: mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day Holy shit I would love this